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Teenage Dad Rights

Mommy, Its Good Parody of Honey, Im Good by Andy Grammer

Steady beat with clapping Ah, nah Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should Yeah No time to clean my room room, room, room It's been a long day here and a long day there And all my things are thrown everywhere hold up now I'll make it good I'll make it right I'll make my bed and zip it up tight. And my mom's like, Oh honey, nah honey. .you got to clean more, honey.

My mom is driving me out of my mind! Ah, nah Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should, yeah No time to clean my room, But if I don't she won't leave me alone. Nah, Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should Yeah No time to clean my room Too many other things to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.

Too much to do! Too much homework, Don't wanna fail. It takes an hour just to do my hair Now check me out I text my friends, and they text me And my room's a mess But I'm too busy. And my mom's like, Oh honey, nah honey. You got to clean more, honey. My mom is driving me out of my mind! Ah, honey it's not good I'm pretty sure you misunderstood I see this mess and shake my head,.

All you do is take selfies instead. Nah, Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should Yeah No time to clean my room, Too many other things to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ohhhhhh Will ya, at least make your bed this time 'Cause ohhhh All ya gotta do is zip the sides! Ah, nah Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should yeah.

No time to clean my room, But if I don't she won't leave me alone! Nah, Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should yeah No time to clean my room. Too many other things to! Ah, nah Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should yeah No time to clean my room, But if I don't she won't leave me alone! Nah, Mommy it's good I don't mind the mess though I probably should yeah.

No time to clean my room. Too many other things to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Too much to do! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh.

How Frozen Should Have Ended Reissued

Ya Ya Ho Way Ha Hey! Heya Howa Heya Howa Heyaaaaa! This style of music doesn't fit. anywhere else. anywhere else in the movie! But makes you think Lion King! She will be okay. But she wont remember I have powers It's for the best. Listen to me, Elsa. Your power will only grow. There is beauty in it, but also great danger! You must learn to control it. Fear will be your enemy. So you're saying we should lock her up in a castle until she's safe to be around.

What That's not what I said, that's a terrible idea! No! So you're saying we should teach her to be scared of herself. Are you even listening I just said fear is her enemy. So you're saying to teach you to bundle all her feelings up until she gets this. freedom complex And wait and see if she gets over this whole powers thing Oh wow. You guys are bad parents! No I'm not saying to do any of those things. Sooo you're saying. Stop saying sooooooo! Every time you say that you say the wrong thing!. Conceal don't feel.

Oh my gosh! The answer is love! Okay! Wow! Love thaws, pure love heals! Okay just. come with me. I know a place that can help. Hello, Elsa. My name is Charles Xavier. Welcome to my school. for gifted youngsters. Where'd it go. Where'd it go! That other song is gone! Here I am. Here I am! and my claws are grey! This girl's named Storm! obviously ice doesn't bother me. Yeah! Thank you for watching! And a huge thank you to our guest voices of Hank and Jed Subscribe for more. And follow us on the socials.

Dont Stay in School

I wasn't taught how to get a job but I can remember dissecting a frog I wasn't taught how to pay tax but I know loads about Shakespeare's classics I was never taught how to vote they devoted that time to defining isotopes I wasn't taught how to look after my health but mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell Never spent a lesson on current events instead I studied The Old American West I was never taught what laws there are. I was never taught what laws there are!!! Let me repeat I was not taught the laws for the country I live in,.

But I know how Henry the VIII killed his women. Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived glad that's in my head instead of financial advice I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light but I was never taught my human rights Apparently there's 30, do you know them I don't Why the hell can't we both recite them by rote! I know igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks Yet I don't know squat about trading stocks Or how money works at all where does it come from How does the thing that motivates the world function.

Not taught how to budget and disburse my earnings I was too busy rehearsing cursive. Didn't learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac over 2a That's insane, that's absolutely insane. They made me learn that over basic first aid How to recognise the most deadly Mental disorders or diseases with preventable causes. How to buy a house with a mortgage if I could afford it.

Cause abstract maths was deemed more important than advice that would literally save thousands of lives but it's cool, cause now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime. Never taught present day practical medicines, but I was told what the ancient hippocratic method is I've got a headache, the pain is ceaseless what should I take umm. maybe try some leeches Could we discuss domestic abuse and get the facts or how to help my depressed friend with their mental state Ummm. no but learn mental maths.

Because you won't have a calculator with you every day! They say it's not the kids, the parents are the problem Then if you taught the kids to parent that's the problem solved then! All this advice about using a condom but none for when you actually have a kid when you want one I'm only fluent in this language, for serious The rest of the world speaks two, do you think I'm an idiot They chose the solar over the political system So like a typical citizen now I don't know what I'm voting on.

Fake Pregnancy Prank

Hi, I'm Andrea and I'm pregnant Hi Hi Sorry, I'm Andrea. Do you not recognize me at all Your boyfriend got me pregnant and he's gonna help me out with it No, he's not. You need to go find your crackhead baby daddy We were both pretty drunk, honestly. 31 weeks, to be exact Do you, do you know who you're talking to right now We can get a test or something, cause I can prove that this is your child I have never banged any girl ever I can vouch for that one.

You kind of did this, so. I'm pretty sure I didn't, I'm pretty gay You don't remember me We met back earlier in the year, at a party Cool, I mean, I was probably a litte wasted I don't know, maybe you're thinking of the wrong person No. I remember when you met her Are you kidding I was with you I'm pretty sure I would remember you Are you pregnant 7 months ago, around Heavy, dude You're a dad What No way, this is totally not happening You can see the ultrasound.

I kinda remember that party dude It's fine, we don't have to, like, exchange information, I told you that I wouldn't. A test proves that I'm the father A test, yeah You got me pregnant at a party Of course not My name is Billie Jean, I don't wanna cause a scene. You're the one, the kid is your son Okay Are you gonna help out at all No that's cool Do you wanna go again I'm almost 54 years old Half of what I got hurts and the other half doesn't work.

It's definitely not me I need some help with this I don't know how I feel about this We met at a party. You sure I mean. Sorry, if this is awkward. Well fuck, I'm a terrible person. You sure you don't need any help I'm gay, though.unless I was super drunk You don't remember at all This is your kid. No. Don't lie to me. That ain't mine This is my kid Yeah, it's your kid I was totally blacked that night, I'm sure. Are you gonna help me out at all with this.

Sure You don't remember me You got me pregnant And it was me Yes, it was you. Oh, this is so crazy I'm so sorry if I did that. So we have to marry or something Will you at least pay for the abortion If it's mine, so I'll take it We can raise it together, if you'd like So we have to live together. Do you wanna get married or something No, not married.we can just live, you know, and raise the baby without get married Maybe. Are you sure it was me It was you, yeah.

Spoiled Kids in Walmart. Epic temper tantrum. Self Control Fail. Total mayhem rotten little bratz

Sweetie were not getting a toy right now I want one put that down ok put that down lets get ready to go bye bye but I need a toy do you need a toy really put that down but I need this one I know but grandma's gonna get you a toy later lets put that down ok I want it awe my goodness really lets put that down now put that down London come on Lily I want a toy I want a toy lets go put that down put it down I want a toy put it down I want a.

Toy put it down I want the toy I want a toy we will pick a toy from the front of the store I want a toy I know but we'll get a toy from the front of the store look how look how big London's being he's such a big boy and what are you being A baby I don't want to be a baby you don't want to be a baby well then put your shoes on and lets get ready lets go I want a toy we're gonna get you a Jackolantern I want a toy though ok we'll get a toy later.

Key Peele Obama The College Years

Laughter, applause ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY FOCUS UP. LOOK. THIS PARTY TONIGHT COULD BE A MODEL FOR THE WAY THAT THE WORLD SHOULD WORK. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY. I'M TOTALLY STOKED TO THE MAX ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT YOU GUYS FEELING GOOD OH, DENNIS, WHAT, ARE YOU SHOOTING VIDEO YEAH, MAN. ALL RIGHT, WELL, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. I MIGHT RUN FOR OFFICE SOMEDAY. laughter NOW, TRUST ME, I THINK THAT THIS PARTY CAN BE THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL PARTY THIS CAMPUS HAS EVER SEEN. IS THAT COMING TO ME.

LET ME JUST GRAB THAT. THAT'S SOME RIGHTEOUS BUD. SOME RIGHTEOUS BUD WE GOT GOING ON THERE. WE NEED SOME BODACIOUS JOCK BABES COMING IN. WE NEED SOME HOTASS PUNK ROCK BABES. III DON'T CARE WHERE THEY COME FROM. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT WE HAVE A DIVERSITY IN THE, UH. PUSSY DEPARTMENT. INTERCEPTED. DON'T SLEEP ON BARRY O. DON'T EVER SLEEP ON BARRY O. WHOO! party noise, chatter APARTHEID IS TOTALLY GNARLY. IT'S A GNARLY INSTITUTION. WHERE IS THEDENNIS, DEN THERE WECOME HERE. GET THIS, GET THIS.

OKAY, WEWE GOTTA HAVE A SYSTEM IN PLACE TO GET EVERYBODY WEED. ALL RIGHT SO JUST WATCH THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. ALL RIGHT, THISTHIS IS I'M REALLY bleep FROSTY RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY. THIS IS YOUR CONSTITUTION, ALL RIGHT IT'S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER. WE GOTTA KEEP ITS INTEGRITY, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA HOLD EVERYTHING TOGETHER. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS US. THIS IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. WE'RE SPECIAL. WE'RE MAGIC. WHOA, YAY, WE ALL LIVE IN HERE. ALL RIGHT, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE DON'T GET TOO FAR APART.

Lebanese Father and Son Driving

Hey What What Let me Teach you how to drive Are you serious Yes Really You mean Now Ok ! Your mirrors are visible Your Chair is straight Yes Wait! which pedal is the brakes Easy ! Anybody's coming Ea. Go Right Stop the car on the right Stop the car on the right Put the gear on Park Lift the emergency break Get out of the Car ! Why ! Get out ! Why GET OUT ! Just do what I tell you to do !.

The Gas is on the right pedal Easy ! Just a Lick of Breaks A Lebanese Term for Breaking Lightly What does Lick of Breaks means Pass by him you bastard ! Can't you see that he's learning A Lick ! A LICK ! Is there anybody on your left No Use your mirror!! Honk I don't want to Honk ! Im telling you to Honk ! I DON'T WANT TO. JUST HONK IDIOT ! Honk to this lady she wants to go left What are you doing !.

If one day I had my girlfriend with me , I need to learn how to drive with one hand. Your Girlfriend Learn how to drive well first and get your licence then get a girlfriend Let your girlfriend lean her head on you. Never let go of the wheel! How did you meet mom I was Licking the breaks ! Lick the Breaks !! Slow down you passed 30 kmh ! I want to teach you how to drive in reverse Let me go upstraight! No no no! I want to teach you how to drive in reverse!.

Pakistani Malala Yousafzai receives Sakharov human rights award

Pakistani teenager Malala Yousafzai received the 2013 Sakharov prize in a ceremony in Strasbourg on Wednesday, joining former winners such as Nelson Mandela and San Suu Kyi. Malala was awarded the prize in recognition of her fight for universal and equal access to education. The 16yearold activist was shot in the head by the Taliban a year ago after campaigning for better rights for girls in Pakistan. After MEPs gave her a standing ovation, she gave an emotional speech about the millions of children in the world deprived of education. Let us change the ideology of being powerful,.

The powerful countries shall not be judged by counting their soldiers and navy, but rather we must see which country has the higher literacy rate, which country has more educated people, which country has provided their basic rights to citizens. The top EU human rights award was handed out by European Parliament President Martin Schulz, who praised the 16yearold activist as a global icon. More than twenty former winners were present in the plenary chamber for the award ceremony, as part of the celebrations for the 25th anniversary of the Sakharov Prize.

Lebanese Father and Son Computer

Wissam, can you go wash your armpits It's so dirty down there that you will get a health warning by the ministry! Can you leave me alone I'm working What are you working on ! Dad it's. What the hell is this Dad, leave me alone I have to work on my computer! How do you function all this I didn't teach you yet As you can see, This and this are the computer This controls everything and those two monitors This is The Electronic Brain Yeah right.

You see this cursor here You have to move it left and right so it can open everything You have to move it with this Mouse With what Where is the mouse This black thing here This is called a Mouse Yes ! It went outside the screen ! Dad, go up then move it to the left so you can open this This way No Go Up with the cursor then to the left ! I went Up then Left ! Go Up Don't touch me I'm not your girlfriend !.

this one ! How do I reach this Not this one ! Go down a little bit No too much ! Go up ! Dad ! Go right ! I'm going right! That's too much !! Left, LEFT ! I'm not driving here !! You reached it finally. Congratulations. The mouse is the one that's moving! Doubleclick it. What the hell are you doing ! You broke the screen ! You told me to click it ! THE MOUSE ! It'll die !! A thing made from plastic dies!.

Now we must learn how to type Try typing let's say. Nawal Easy on the keyboard! Easy! you scrambled the freaking letters! That's not a Typewriter. What's wrong with you Finally! Done What are you doing ! I want to take the paper that I typed on. What paper You need a printer for that ! What I want to show your mother what I typed ! She'll come see it on the screen later! Ok, Now you're here and you have to click this. here! Left Left !.

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